Thursday, September 28, 2006

Yagshemash! pt. 2

I found the official trailer of Borat the Movie. This fall in theaters. I can't wait!
Enjoy!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Germans do it better

Cracked me up!

Tupac lives!

Recent news has it that London’s Madame Tussauds museum has resurrected the deceased thug prince as a glorious brown wax candle. Once again, amazing details.

Dohhh!

Holy cow, if you want to check all of The Simpsons episodes.

Click here!


I stabbed a dog because I'm sexy

Pick the month you were born in
1----I fingered
2----I killed
3----I licked
4----I raped
5----I jacked off
6----I fucked
7----I cuddled with
8----I smoked
9----I slept with
10---I sucked
11---I stabbed
12---I made out with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01------ a lesbian
02------my dog
03------a horse
04------a pornstar
05------your mom
06------john gotti
07------a bag of weed
08------a prostitute
09------a toothbrush
10------a homo
11------a jew
12------an overweight Asian man
13------Paris Hilton
14------a whore
15------a spaniard
16------a pickle
17------the trojan man
18------a bisexual
19------an ester egg
20------an orange
21------a crackhead
22------a drug dealer
23------a bottle of vodka
24------my ex
25------a french fry
26------a bottle of honey
27------ a stripper
28------a homeless gal
29------a vagina
30------a dog
31------Randy Moss

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- because im sexy
Black----Because Im Rick James Bitch
Pink-----because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue----becauseim UGLY
Polka Dots----because I hate my life
Purple----because Im gay
Gray-----because i love marijuana
Orange-----because I have double d's
Green-----because Im beautiful
Other-----because Im a drug dealer
Turqoise-----because I have an extremely small dick
Brown-------because i swallow cum
Shirtless-----because i got abs

How to feed kids

Listen carefully, kids

Yagshemash!

The pre-screening of Borat the Movie is out in the US. According to other people, the movie won't dissappoint you in any way. We all know Borat for the political-incorrect pranks he makes. Hope this movie will hit Holland soon!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Hello Pussy

I'm not sure what this is, since the site is in Japanese. But this look unnecessary like all other cool gadgets! Heck, this looks good for the masterbedroom. Kids, from the land of the rising sun hook me up, son!

Hello Kitty





source: engadget.com

Versus

Chamillionaire - Ridin' dirty


Weird Al Yankovic - White and Nerdy



Who is your favorite rapper?

Monday, September 18, 2006

(Am/Indo)nesia

My vacation of July/August 2006 - Indonesia. Some pictures for the people that missed me like crazy.

Peace and colorful background @ Platinum, Taman Anggrek - Jakarta


Informative reading @ Red Tomato, Plaza Indonesia - Jakarta


From left to right: Driver (me), Norris, Ba-nana and Edon't @ Kia Picanto - Jakarta


Norris, Frogface (me), Irview and Irviews sister @ Dunia Fantasy - Jakarta


No-Smooth (me) and Mrs. Hendricksch-Tooth @ Foodcourt, Pondok Indah Mall II - Jakarta


Les Gangsteurs Clique @ Pondok Indah Mall II - Jakarta


monsieur Knuck L'head representé!


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Friday, September 15, 2006

Transformers

Skidmark, you should be able to create such 'thing' after you graduate

The Simpsons

You should check this out.. I laughed

Thursday, September 14, 2006

360 degrees

I need all your help to get my hands on these! Dropping soon





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In my hood

Ya'll know what they look like and they're still available. An amount of 3 pieces left! So get your new one here or your second one in case yours is smelly and worn out. Contact via email or phone.

sizes: 2 x XXL and 1 x L left


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Ramadan 2006

A schedule I found on the net that will help my muslim friends and all other people that are interested when to eat infront of a mosk just to piss them off.






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Fourteen

As of today I'll be using this blog for my updates. The last one got screwed up, so this is a fresh start.
I'll try to post a lot of pictures, so you can relate to the situation or just see what my eyes saw. I don't have a digital camera, so don't cry when the quality of the pictures aren't that good. I'll have to shoot pics with my phone.