I stabbed a dog because I'm sexy

Pick the month you were born in
1----I fingered
2----I killed
3----I licked
4----I raped
5----I jacked off
6----I fucked
7----I cuddled with
8----I smoked
9----I slept with
10---I sucked
11---I stabbed
12---I made out with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01------ a lesbian
02------my dog
03------a horse
04------a pornstar
05------your mom
06------john gotti
07------a bag of weed
08------a prostitute
09------a toothbrush
10------a homo
11------a jew
12------an overweight Asian man
13------Paris Hilton
14------a whore
15------a spaniard
16------a pickle
17------the trojan man
18------a bisexual
19------an ester egg
20------an orange
21------a crackhead
22------a drug dealer
23------a bottle of vodka
24------my ex
25------a french fry
26------a bottle of honey
27------ a stripper
28------a homeless gal
29------a vagina
30------a dog
31------Randy Moss

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- because im sexy
Black----Because Im Rick James Bitch
Pink-----because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue----becauseim UGLY
Polka Dots----because I hate my life
Purple----because Im gay
Gray-----because i love marijuana
Orange-----because I have double d's
Green-----because Im beautiful
Other-----because Im a drug dealer
Turqoise-----because I have an extremely small dick
Brown-------because i swallow cum
Shirtless-----because i got abs